Humor On Line:
Three Blind Mice

You've come to the right place for humor on line - do you remember the words and tune to the old childhood favorite Three Blind Mice?

Here's a refresher in case you forgot some of it:

Three blind mice, three blind Mice
See how they run, see how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
As three blind mice!

Sophisticated Version:
Three Blind Mice

Sometimes the humor animals bring can be a bit unexpected and entertaining.

Suppose we ask a college professor to rewrite this fairy tale type song and put it into a somewhat more dignified lyrical form?

Try singing this version of Three Blind Mice!!

Three Decrepit Rodents

Three decrepit rodents, three decrepit rodents,

Observe how they motivated, observe how they motivated

They all motivated after the agricultural executive's spouse

Who amputated their posterior with a carving utensil

Have you ever observed such a phenomenon in your existence?

As three decrepit rodents!

Try THAT version on for size and impress your friends with your level of intelligence!

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