Thanksgiving Humor

Are you in need of a little Thanksgiving humor? Ever end up feeling sheepishly guilty or extraordinarily tired after your Thanksgiving feast?

Do you (like me) tend to overeat a bit when you celebrate your gratefulness for all of God's blessings on Thanksgiving Day?

Perhaps if you pronounce this blessing over your meal, you'll walk away from the table feeling somewhat better!

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May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious,
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs!

Have a Blessed and Delicious Thanksgiving Day!

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