Dog Jokes To Tickle
Your Funny (Bone)

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Heard any hilarious dog jokes lately? If you own a dog, I'm sure you're never lacking in some type of dog humor.

But I doubt you've heard some of these gems!

Dogs' Pet Peeves:
Straight from Fido's Mouth!

* Yelling at me for barking...HEY, I'M A DOG!!

* Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

* Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

* Dog sweaters. Heloooo...have you noticed the fur?

* A haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew our stuff up when you're not home.

More Dog Humor

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

Poker Playing Dog

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog playing poker. The guy is astounded to see the dog dealing cards.

"Bartender, is that a real dog playing poker?" the man asks.

"Yep, real as can be." the bartender replies.

"Well, is he any good?" the guy asks.

"No, every time he has a good hand he wags his tail."

So many dogs - so much humor - so much to laugh at! We'd love to hear your dog jokes, too.

Share them here.

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