Clean Christmas Jokes
In need of a few clean Christmas jokes? Christmas humor is a great way to laugh off some of those extra calories you'll consume over the holidays!
If athletes get athlete's foot,
what do astronauts get?
The speediest days
In all creation
Must surely be those
In a two-week vacation.
- Nova Trimble Ashley
One couple couldn't afford a Christmas vacation this year. However, they did save enough to turn up the thermostat for a weekend.
A father watched his daughter select a very expensive wedding gown for her Christmas wedding. He was overheard to say:
"I don't mind giving you away,
but must I gift wrap you, too?"
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itis!
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