Clean Short Jokes
Clean short jokes won't require much brainpower to remember - but you'll sure recall the laughs you'll bring with the telling! Here are just a few itemized by category.
John ran into his newly married friend at the local Post Office.
"All she does is ask for money. She asks me for money in the morning, she begs for money at noon, she pesters me for money in the evening.
John responded: "Why, what on earth does she do with all that money?"
Tim answered: "I don't know - I haven't given her any yet."
James sported a beard and was proud of it. One day, a random fellow passed him on the street, stared at him, and said:
James didn't miss a beat. He looked straight into the stranger's eyes and replied:
Without a word, the referee promptly walked off 15 more yards. Then he eyeballed the player as he loudly called down the field and said: "HOW DO I SMELL FROM HERE?"