A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY
CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS
DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE
HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR
ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,
I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT
HERE.'
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE
PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING
IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE
BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN
THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY, SHE WILL HAVE TO
LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,
I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT
HERE.'
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE
WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, 'YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS---I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK
BLONDE.'
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE
SAYS, 'OH, I'M SORRY.' AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK
TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM
WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO.'