Clean Church Jokes
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Clean church jokes should be required reading for all Christians and non-Christians alike. No stuffiness permitted here - God has a sense of humor, you know - after all, he created YOU! :)
Draw Play - what many children do with the bulletin during worship
Halftime - the period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave
Benchwarmer - those who do not sing, pray, work, or do anything else but sit, soak and sour
Backfield-in-motion - making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service
Staying in the pocket - what happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work
Two-minute warning - the point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings
Instant replay - the preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's illustrations
Sudden death - what happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes "overtime"
Trap - you're called on to pray and are asleep
End run - getting out of church quickly, without speaking to any guest or fellow member
Flex defense - the ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life
Halfback option - the decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service
Blitz - the rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer
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