Blonde Clean Jokes

I'm not sure where all of this blonde clean jokes humor came from - but many of these humorous tidbits are all in good fun. Personally, I know many blondes who are extremely intelligent!

Still, we all need a laugh now and then, so join in the fun...

One day a blonde decided that she wanted a new TV. So she went to the electronic store, and found the ideal TV for her home. She took it to the counter and said: "I would like to buy this TV", and the clerk responded, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes".

Irritated but determined, she went home and dyed her hair red. Then she returned to the store, picked up the same TV, and returned to the counter. Once again, she stated: I would like to buy this TV. And once again the clerk responded: "I'm so sorry, we still don't sell to blondes". She muttered "DRAT!" under her breath and returned home.

Determined not to give up, she decided to shave her head bald. She returned to the store for the third time, picked up the SAME TV, and said to the clerk: "I would like to buy this TV".

AGAIN he said, "I'm sorry, Maam, but we still don't sell to blondes". The blonde answered in a frustrated tone: Well, how on earth did you know that I was a blonde?"

The clerk replied: "Madam, that is a microwave".

More Blonde Humor:
Blonde Clean Jokes in Everyday Situations

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There's white-out on the screen.

A blonde woman was racing down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license and registration. The woman compliantly dug through her purse and was getting increasingly more agitated. "What does a license look like?" she finally asked.

The police woman replied, "It's rectangular and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a rectangular mirror in her purse, looked at it and promptly handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked into the mirror, and then handed it back to the woman saying, "Okay, you can go now. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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