Retirement Humor
Retirement humor may be hard to come by. Saying goodbye to a colleague or longtime friend may be anything but humorous (well, depending on your relationship with them, that is!)
Saying "so long" with a smile, though, can help take the sting out of the occasion.
The following funny retirement limerick may be used for numerous retirement occasions including:
- Retirement Humor Roasts
- Retirement Teacher Humor
- Retirement Party Humor
- Work Humor Retirement Events
It fits pretty much any retirement occasion, and it may be considered "tongue in cheek" humor - because it may be truer than we'd like to admit!
Funny Retirement Limericks
What happens when you retire? You really don't have to inquire - No job and no phone There's no place but home, And your checkbook's about to expire!
Have a retirement limerick or joke you'd like to share? Please send it to me on
this page!
Retiree Bathtub Humor
During a routine visit to my family doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not a retiree should be put into an old folks home?"
"Well," he replied, "we fill up a bathtub with water, and then we offer a teacup, a teaspoon and a bucket to the retiree and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I get it," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's a lot bigger than the teacup or the spoon."
"Nope." he said. "A normal person would pull the plug." Would you like a bed near the window or the door?
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