Poetry Limerick
She Ain't Got Talent!

This simple bit of poetry limerick sheds light on how performers without enough talent used to be received by their audiences.... and it sure wasn't politically correct!

No American Idol lingo here - if you are old enough to remember back to the original American Idol judging crew.... Kara couldn't say: "I'm sorry, sweetie", while Randy shakes his head and says: "I don't know, dude....you know, for you for me, it just wasn't that great, for me. Just keepin' it real, dude."

And Simon's comments about it being a horrible performance? His comments would seem to be as kind as Paula's tend to be!

I wonder what would happen if we brought back "So You Think You've Got Talent" a few decades ago, and let the audiences vote with their vegetables???

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Funny Limerick Poem

There once was a gal from Decatur
Who went to sing in a the-a-ter
But the poor little thing
When she started to sing
Got hit by a rotten termater! (tomato)

Now that was one red-faced gal when all was said and done!

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The Girl from Peru Not rated yet
There was a girl in Peru, She lived in a shoe,, So she climbed up a tree, And said hi to me, But soon disappeared to Timbuktoo.

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There once was a pig named Fran Who liked to hang out by the fan Good at Kung Fu Hit people too That was the story of Fran. 😃

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