Nursing Humor

Nursing humor isn't hard to find - patients provide a steady stream of it on a daily basis!

Following is what happened during a lady's yearly exam. I'll let her tell you her story.

Nurse Humor at Its Best!

I went to the doctor for my yearly medical physical. The nurse began with the typical basis.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked me.

"135", I said.

The nurse instructed me to step onto the scales. The needle registered the weight of 180 pounds.

The nurse then inquired: "Your height?"

"5 foot 4 inches", I replied.

The nurse then measured me and noted that I was only 5'2" in height.

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

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