Good clean short jokes won't take up too much RAM on your mental computer - but the laughing you'll do during the telling just might burn off those cookies you ate last week!
During the Salem Witch Trials in Massachusetts...
A midget woman was rounded up with many others and accused of being a witch. The next day she escaped from jail and the headline in the paper read:
SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!
George: Do you have trouble making up your mind?
Harry: Well, yes and no.
I found a starving cat yowling outside in the cold on Christmas Eve. I decided to adopt him and gave him a great name: Feliz Navidad.
My sister, upon hearing the news, exclaimed: "So you adopted a stray cat and named him FLEAS NAVIDAD??"
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