Clean Christian Humor

Clean Christian humor isn't hard to find - you just need to know where to look. Anyone who says God doesn't have a sense of humor doesn't know Him very well! There are loads of extremely funny incidents that Scripture records....

And have you heard this one?

Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? He made YOU, didn't He?

Following are some modern day sports found right in the Good Book - now what do you think of that?

Sports in the Bible

I know - some of you don't believe there were any sports in the Bible other than perhaps running, right?

Would it surprise you to learn that there are inklings of modern day sporting lingo right there in the ancient book?

Like what?

I'm glad you asked!

Football in the Bible

Peter stood up before the eleven.

Moses was first in the "rushes".

Pharaoh made a pass at Abraham's wife.

Motorcycles

Moses went up on high.

Tennis Match

Moses served on Pharoah's court.

Baseball in the Bible

Adam stole first.
Eve stole second.
Noah brought in the fouls (fowls) and the flies.
Rachel walked off with the pitcher.
And the prodigal son made a home run!!


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