Church Bulletin Humor:

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Church Bulletin humor - especially in the form of bloopers - is some of the most comical. Mainly because it's unintended and therefore, all the more hilarious!

Following are some real classic boo-boos hot off the church printing presses!

Church Bulletin Bloopers

~ At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

~ Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

~ The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

~ Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

~ For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

~ Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

~ The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

~ This afternoon there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

~ Tuesday at 4:00 there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

~ Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

~ This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

~ The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Belzer; the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

~ Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

~ Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given by the church secretary.

Can you imagine how mortified the typist was when she (or he) discovered the errors?

I'm sure you've read some pretty funny church bulletin bloopers as well - please share your best right here!

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