Welcome to the Laugh Ledger Mag-ezine!
In this issue:
* Proof Reading Pundits
* Funny Letter: The Stove Saga
* One-Liner Laughs
Proof Reading Pundits
(From a church newsletter)
Proof reading is a dying art...
ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES:
~ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
~ Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
~ Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
~ Miners Refuse to Work after Death
~ War Dims Hope for Peace
~ If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
For more proofreading funnies, see this new page:
Funny Newspaper Headlines
Funny Letter
The Stove Saga
Be Prepared to laugh til you cry when you read this funny letter my brother-in-law sent to a stove manufacturer.
Just remember, if you rant and rave about a problem, you'll sound just like everybody else. But if you inject some gut-wrenching humor into your ill-fated experiences with their not-so-awesome product, you may be surprised at what happens!
I, for one, will never look at Mother's Oats the same way again!
Check out
The Stove Saga.
Retirement Humor:
Senior Personal Ads
Some "Senior" personal ads seen the "theVillages" Florida newspapers:
Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim 5'4" (used to be 5'6"),
searching for sharp-looking,sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG_TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises,
the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
For more hilarious senior personal ads, check out this
retirement humor page!
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